Do you need an excuse? Looking for a way to account for lost time? Perhaps a paper trail to help solidify a story? Maybe you seek a confidential way to shop for somebody special… SAB Privacy Agency can help!

We take pride in providing professional privacy services from white lies to alibis for all of your discretionary needs.

Visit our website for more info:
http://www.theprivacyagency.com

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Confidential Shopping Service:
Maybe you want to buy a gift for your girlfriend, but, you don’t want your significant other to find out. You let SABPA know so we can make those special purchases for you and send them to wherever and whoever you would like. Flowers, lingerie, jewelry, perfume, birthday presents, holiday gifts and more can be discreetly purchased on your behalf. Also, dinner, movie and hotel reservations secured without appearing on your billing statement.

Secret Shopper Service:
If you’re a business owner and you want to be sure your staff is treating your customers the way they should, a secret shopper is the answer for you. You can tell SABPA what concerns you have and what you want checked, our agents will patronize your business and report their observations. Also, get the upper hand on your competition by seeing how they conduct their own business.

Accounting for Lost Time:
Suppose you’re in a long term relationship and you don’t want to mess it up. You also have a relationship with someone you’d like to see occasionally on the side. SABPA can provide documents confirming your attendance at various training seminars. SABPA will follow up with a “Thank You” postcard from our virtual seminar agency. You can feel secure knowing all of our fictitious companies are supported by websites, toll-free phone numbers, and active emails.

Paper Trail:
Perhaps you’d like to spend the weekend with a “special someone”, but, you want to keep the getaway a secret. You fabricate the story and SABPA will send confirmation and itinerary for your trip to an out of state “business” meeting. Your arrangements will be made through our virtual travel agency. You can feel secure knowing all of our fictitious companies are supported by websites, toll-free phone numbers, and active emails.

Excuses, Excuses:
You messed up! You were supposed to meet your boyfriend at 6:00pm but, you blew him off and decided to go out with your friends instead. He’d never understand, sometimes you just need a girls night out. You can blame it on car trouble. SABPA will provide an invoice and business card from our virtual auto service. You can feel secure knowing all of our fictitious companies are supported by websites, toll-free phone numbers, and active emails.

Essential Call Back Service:
You have to attend another family function with all those relatives you really can’t stand. You’d rather be anyplace but there. SABPA will call you at a designated time with an “emergency” that needs your immediate attention. This is the perfect opportunity for you to bail out guilt free.

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Who I’d like to meet:
People who need their privacy protected for:
Confidential Shopping
Secret/Mystery Shopping
Accounting for Lost Time
Paper Trails
Excused Absences
Rescue Phone Calls
and other discretionary needs.

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Would you use a service that would help you lie?
Category: Romance and Relationships

A British survey found many people admit to using cell phones, e-mails, and text messages to tell white lies as reported by NBC’s Dawna Friesen reports from London on THE TODAY SHOW.

3/4 of people use technology to tell lies. Easier then lying it in person to somebody’s face.

81% of people say they tell a white lie once a day.

87% of moms say they lie to their spouses about money.

52% of people said that lying is bad. Would you use a service to help cover up your tracks?

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There is a company that sells Alibis and Lies! Are you kidding me!!!

I was watching CSI: New York last night and the show had to do with a company that sells alibis and lies as a SERVICE. I thought that that sort of thing could only happen on TV. When I went on Google and searched for the episode online to tell some friends about it, I actually found a REAL COMPANY THAT DOES IT!

http://www.theprivacyagency.com ARE YOU KIDDING ME! For an annual membership, they will help with your “discrete affairs”. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO TODAYS SOCIETY!!!I blame it all on cable tv.Cheers!
Last of the Honest Bunch++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Join SAB PRIVACY AGENCY to Help with your White Lies and AlibisSAB Privacy Agency will help with all of your discretionary needs.

WE CAN HELP!

http://www.theprivacyagency.com or call 1-888-414-2288

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P.O. Box 148 | Skokie, Illinois 60076-0148 USA
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